All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Joel: Like, you're sleeping, he comes along takes his two fingers, sticks them up your nose, you sufficate. Stone dead.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Lieutenant Worf: What a terrible way to die.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dr. Ambrose Burt: Shall I attempt an autopsy on the deceased? There's kitchen knives. Nutcrackers could be handy.
Agatha Christie Marple: The Sittaford Mystery
Dr. Phlox: When I asked you to bring me a subject for dissection, I assumed he'd already be dead.
Enterprise
Zoey: I would laugh harder at my own autopsy.
Cybill
Champ: Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing but love for the mentally deranged...
Cupid
Frasier: Cupid and his arrow have declared me an endangered species.
Frasier
Nicholas: See I cannot save you. For I need saving too.
Nicholas Nickleby
Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
EMH #2: We're doomed!
Star Trek: Voyager