All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Mei Ling: I can understand the clothes, but to change her skin and eye color? That must take some powerful magic.
Dairantô Sumasshu Burazâzu ekkusu
I meant the eyes, perhaps red because of too much ski-dooing? 
Damon Packard: CGI rules! Go, digital, go!
The Untitled Star Wars Mockumentary
...not if you're wearing stylish, state-of-the-art face helmet...
Crow T. Robot: Sorry folks. We simply could not afford to have special effects.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
a helmet that helps you too look stylish, but not against accidents 
Bernie Nolan: So, what exciting D.I.Y you're going to demonstrate for us today?
On the Waterfront" (1988)
at least you'd still be in style when they bring you to the emergency.......
Tim: We don't always have to joke around, you know, this isn't Fool Time.
Home Improvement
if they can see any style between all the blood and brain parts
Will: The last thing I need in my life right now is somebody else's drama.
Will & Grace
....how morbid....as we say here in ice country....don't ski-doo if you can't doo it well...
Spike: Always was a bit of a drama queen.
Angel
sometimes by chance...bad luck...then better a good helmet...or do it as the Philippines do it with lots of decorations and charms (if it was that country, I don't remember) 
Erica Barry: I think it's the drama in life that makes you strong.
Something's Gotta Give
but they can be stylish and still good....or custom made--if the price is right...hanging dreamcatchers is actually a novel idea--to keep away the bad daydreams......
Ron Stoppable: Hey, try out for the drama club.
Kim Possible
but normally in such stuff function follows form , better use a chauffeur then, female please
Andre, Firmin: Signora, no! The world wants you! Prima donna, first lady of the stage! Your devotees are on their knees to implore you!
The Phantom of the Opera
a female-chauffered ski-doo...what decadence ...anything else?