All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Bud: Woah, Woah, Woah! Wait a minute! You guys aren't one of those freaky cults are you? Ya know, who dance naked and you want us to take off our clothes and feed us special punch?
Bio-Dome
why not? but hopefully with less doping 
but you also can ride your wheelchair with 4 nice and shiny hot wheels 
Lieutenant Worf: Stop making excuses! Replace the blindfold!
Star Trek:TNG
well, I'd prefer a shiny snowmobile...and race Lance Armstrong himself......
Brady Turner: We'll use those sweatshirts as blindfolds! The Australian Guy from Animal Planet does it all the time, it works!
Crocodile
yes that will be fun, on a french street in summer with a snowmobile...at least until the first turn comes 
King George VI: I have no idea what an Australian might do for that sort of money.
The King's Speech
then I'll put wheels on it....just to make it more fair to Lance and his chemicals.........
Tommy Beresford: Australians, I've been told, drive very recklessly.
Agatha Christie's Partners in Crime
but of course you have to drive it with your own power...good luck with the pushing...
Daphne Moon: Oh, I love nature's little aberrations: warm days in winter, four-leaf clovers, Australians...
Frasier
but didn't you volunteer to push? 
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Jimbo Kearn: Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
not really, but I can try to cheer you up and give you some water when needed....
Jason: Canadians skate.
Boy Meets World
ppfftt..my buttler can do those....you have to exert more effort......
Co-Anchor: The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award.
Blades of Glory
okay, i throw water balloons...
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Chasing Amy
sure sure..it would be better to throw something more explosive at Lance......