All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Sam McCloud: These crimes of purple passion, axe murders and things like that, they - they fascinate me, I love 'em.

McCloud


that type of 'fall' we leave to failed NASA missions on Mars....I don't want to be an impact but explore this awkward planet with even more weird natives

Ripley Holden: Yeah, well I wouldn't know about that. I run a family entertainment arcade.

Blackpool

who's weird? some explorer who thinks he's a fallen angel is more......

Alfred Hitchcock: That concludes tonight's entertainment. Next time, we shall be back with another story. Meanwhile, I'm off to another planet. I've always been curious about Venus. Good night.


Alfred Hitchcock Presents
...as explorer you're cannot always avoid worship by some indigene people...though we try to minimise it

Crow T. Robot: "First Spaceship on Venus"?

Mystery Science Theater 3000

....are you sure they wanna worship you or cook you? but they have to soften your hide a bit, dr H....

Count Duckula: Coo, just think, a turnip on Venus. Well that's a small step for a vegetable, but a giant leap for an Irish stew.

Count Duckula

if you're among of the natives, then cooking is more probable

Patrick Madigan: Haven't you heard? It's become an Irish specialty.

The Big Valley

.....oh, you're insulting my gourmet palate....but I'm sure we can fit you in a boiling cauldron......

Rose: So much for the luck of the Irish.


American Dragon: Jake Long
and you are fitted in the microwave, just to dry your hairs of course

Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison: Your Irish coffee is *winking* at me.

Yours, Mine and Ours


oh yeah....that's how fashionably slim I am........

Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.

Futurama
...the cannibal's microwaves are huge

Agatha Christie: <laughs> You and the Doctor talk such wonderful nonsense!

Doctor Who

and their cauldrons are super-sized.........