All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Officer Judy Hoffs: Is that what your Mom taught you?
21 Jump Street
Hitch: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
Hitch
..cute....
Lorne the Host: Well, I see we're a little late with that advice.
Angel
Ann McCalley: To be perfectly frank, I prefer it from someone younger who hasn't been around at all. Their advice is usually a lot more fun.
C.C. and Company
Dawn Summers: My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does, all the time.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Lois: There's nothing wrong with being smart. There's nothing wrong with being cut from the herd, either. It makes you the one buffalo who isn't there when the Indians run the rest of them off the cliff.
Malcolm in the Middle
RJ:
Power Rangers Jungle Fury
(bull's eye )
Fetcher: Birds of a feather flop together.
Chicken Run
Human Lemming: This looks like a job for the Human Lemming. (Jumps off the roof and lands with giant thud.) Ok spine, work with me.
The Tick
Ralph Wiggum: <while jumping> Weee! Ouch! I bit my tongue!
The Simpsons