All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Captain Kathryn Janeway:
Star Trek: Voyager
....both? I can't tell them apart.....
Narrator: Sounds familiar.
Fight Club
then your case is even more difficult and serious as expected...Dr Freud please take over...
Vala Mal Doran: Well, she started out all sweet and innocent to begin with, and now she's hell-bent on domination of the galaxy.
Star Gate SG1
Dr Fraud can't save all of you now or even me for that matter...actually, mine is all simple that I can even diagnose myself...
Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
Fight Club
or leave it to Frasier
Sarah Walker: If we do this, and if we get caught, we're going to be tried for treason. And you're going to lose everything and you're never going to get a chance to be a *real* spy... Is that what you want?
Chuck
or Eddie, his Dad's dog....
Wallace: Don't worry, Gromit! Everything's under control!
Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Trousers
or Gromit...a really clever dog
M: I've heard that before.
Quantum of Solace
is that what that creature is? an alien dog? 
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Fight Club
a modelling clay dog
Colonel Reed: Yeah. How many bombs have you disarmed?
The Hurt Locker
so that's what it is...my gosh, whatever happened to the good old days of modelling that we end up with something called Gromit....
DJ Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
The Fifth Element
it's a funny and clever dog...somtimes a bit neglected...