All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Ray Prager: Anything you can do, I can do better, Jayson...

Durham County
and mine deserves more...

Angelus: Dream on, schoolgirl.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
more humility perhaps

Dwight Schrute: Thanks old man.

The Office
after you......

Lt. Commander Data: You are welcome, sir. If I can be of further assistance...

Star Trek: The Next Generation
well, it's more your issue

Lucius: Where's my super suit?

The Incredibles
and now yours too....humble old man...

Miranda Priestly: You go to your closet and you select... I don't know... that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent... wasn't it who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.

The Devil Wears Prada
women...

Seso: My friend, has anyone ever told you that you talk too much?

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
cranky men...

Don Draper: This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

Mad Men
babbling women

Billy Costigan: Look, I got boxes of tapes, evidence, all of that! I got proof!

The Departed
snoring men

Jonathan Kent: Look, I don't know how things work in your house, but around here, we think it's important to respect other people's privacy.

Smallville
crying women