All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens: No, you don't get to say my name! And you are unbelievable!
Grey's Anatomy
but it's headless so how can I hang it? <shivers> 
Holly Golightly: We're alike, me and cat. A couple of poor nameless slobs.
Breakfast at Tiffany's
you already bit off the head? really, really cruel
Det. Steve McGarrett: You got no choice detective. The governor gave me jurisdiction. I'm making you my partner. We're gonna get along great.
Hawaii Five-O
it had to be cut off...I can't bear to look at the eyes...that would be more cruel...
...besides, all this is moot..none of my pet fish will ever betray me....
John Casey: Walker. She's a pro. Not only that. She's the best damn partner I ever had!
Chuck
well...the contract her says something different, and don't you ever wonder whereto all the missing cookies disappeared? , Anyway a prophylactic punishment is always helpful...just do it...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're my partner, ok? It's a guy hug. Take it.
Bones
you keep forgetting that I'm a canuck....we believe in rehabilitation not lynching...I guess I may have to overfeed them more cookies.......
Narrator: To me, it's a sign of a deeply disturbed civilization, where tree-huggers and whale-huggers in their weirdness are acceptable, while no one embraces the last speakers of a language.
Encounters at the End of the World
but the fish are tropical, they are used to it...if they're too fat due to your overfeeding, add a predatory fish...then they'll get the punishment and lose weight, too 
Dr. Gregory House: I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual.
House MD
...so how'd they lose weight? by throwing rocks at the big mean fish? or the cookies?
Dr. James Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
House MD
well they're on the run all the time...there's no quiet moment left.... . Only the lean and fit ones survive...
Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I don't care where an idea comes from as long as it makes sense and embarrasses someone.
House MD
...oh yeah, we can start a franchise of this fish fitness aquagym....
Dante Hicks: Fine. Just whatever you do, don't embarass me.
Clerks: The Lost Scene
and you can do some synchronised swimming with the fish...