All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
John Cena: These are not just catchy slogans. I never give up and I never surrender.
WWE Smackdown vs RAW 2009
cos you both have twisted sense of humour...and flying dragons would make perfect modes of transpo for the Mounties- fortunately, they're herbivores and myopic, so they'd never see me at all...
Erik Dalton: I wouldn't be so sure. Why don't you come sit next to me?
Bones
and you also, therefore you should like it 
and I will buy some glasses for the dragons... 
Janet Ralston: You don't scare me, Mr. Stone.
Law and Order
I like my flesh too much to offer myself as food...and are you gonna get them nerdy glasses with the pupils already painted on or attached to a big hairy nose....gross...
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Embry Call: Come on in Bella. We won't bite.
New Moon
well I guess with this phytophagous dragons they just need to breathe upon you to stun you. That's the Mounties taser ancestor
and such glasses is defamation of a civil servant on duty...
Arthur: I would hate to see you out of control.
Inception
a civil servant who'd breathe poisonous gas on me? it even deserves worse glasses (those that get melded to the eyes)...but the mounties need a thick smoke screen anyhow, so the curious bystander can't film them using a camera predecessor..
Sam Puckett: I have oodles of self control! I self control myself all the time!
iCarly
well for the smoke screen the dinosaurs have the body opening on the opposite side... ...no predecessor necessary, it did not change much 
Melissa: Why did you go to Las Vegas?
The Hangover
what didn't change much? the camera or the mounties? and I'm pretty sure the mounties could only handle a miniature dinosaurs with no extra body openings...
Linus: Smash and grab job, huh?
Rusty: Slightly more complicated than that.
Linus: Well, yeah.
Ocean's Eleven
the body openings at the back side...and the Mounties are Canadian, they'll ride Tyrannosaurus
Adrian Monk: Speed dating? No, no, that's like Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell.
Monk
wherever...and they can only ride a Taxidermic T-rex....
and now another classic:
Dean Winchester: You're such a prude.
Supernatural
well the ingenious Q of the Mountie workshop will construct a robotic T-rex version...