All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Frank: Oh, carnivores have all the fun.
Ice Age
Superintendent: Oh look! It's Raj, The famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning.
Help!
Garfield: Arr, I've killed men fer sayin' less than that, but I'll letcha live, seein' as how yer the only man who'll change me kitty litter.
Garfield in Disguise
Simon:
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
Bubble: Oh! But I've grown so fond! And it's SO cute. And... it's not just for life! It's for Christmas!
Absolutely Fabulous
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't know what that means, but, um, Merry Christmas.
Bones
Blackadder: Get more coffee! It's horrid, change it! ....................... Walk the dog! Where's my present?
Blackadder the Third
reason for edit: had to make it G....
Fry: But things are different this time. Before she was demanding and possessive. But now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time!
Futurama
and now another classic here:
Alexis Drazen: Was that a complaint or a compliment?
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Isaac Mendez: I don't remember. I was high.
Heroes