All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Futurama
John: Oh yeah, I dumped a fat sack of reefer into the mix. I thought I'd spice up the batch.
Little Nicky.
Xander: Typical Museum trick. Promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots and pans.
Bunny the Vampire Slayer
Frito: You go down by the museum and stuff... It's like- it's, like, by the museum... Sorta by... Actually, not really. More like on the street, you go, um... Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where the time machine is?
Idiocracy
Fry: I find this post-apocalyptic wasteland very confusing. Seriously, I'm weirded out.
Futurama
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, in those days Mars was a dreary uninhabitable wasteland much like Utah, but unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made livable.
Futurama
Ryan Stiles: Utah welcomes you and your wives.
Whose Line Is It Anyway
Matt Saunders: No! Not Utah. Utah sucks.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Hurley: Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look death in the face and say: "Whatever, man!"
Lost
Captain Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Futurama