All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. McCoy: Well, then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears! As long as it worked, Jim.
Star Trek
well, as long as it's another blonde Bond- fine with me....
Bradley: Hmm. Well according to our information, Malachi had a pitchfork shoved clean through his upper torso puncturing both his lungs and, oh, severing his spinal cord.
Wolf Lake
sounds as if Dolph Lundgren would be a candidate 
Memphis: It's ok, Eleanor. It can be fixed.
Gone in Sixty Seconds
Dolph who? I've to google him now......you're really stuck in the 60s, sweetie.......
Wally: Yeah. I tape everything.
Andy Barker, P.I.
one of those annoying actors 80s and 90s...so you should know him...but it's not a fault not to know him
Chuck Bartowski: Those seven years of MacGyver finally paid off.
Chuck
oh yeah, the pretend Russian from Rocky XXX...and I think he's also a pretend blonde so he doesn't qualify...
Nihilist: Who the fuck is that?
The big lebowski
So you know the rocky movies or better OMG....worst films ever... what about Rutger Hauer, the blonde android?
Udonna: This one is unlike any you know. Imagine your worst nightmare.
Power Rangers Mystic Force
of course, courtesy of the omniscient google...I don't watch bloody sports movies 
..but I've seen The Blade Runner so the most probably real blonde Hauer is not so bad....
Major Payne: Hello, little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn:
Major Payne: Well, that's all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off!
Major Payne
PC Gabriel Kent: I'm getting tired of your empty threats, Kerry.
The Bill
Hatter: Wisdom is her biggest threat. She controls people with a quick fix.
Alice