All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Val: Actually you still have to mop the floors.
What I Like About You
Cecil: Zhis situation is ridiculous! I am a dedicated server, not a maid.
ReBoot
Ronny Robinson: So you're an android. So what? That doesn't change you.
Power Rangers Operation Overdrive
Rommie: I'm an android, we're full of surprises.
Andromeda
K'Ehleyr: An android chaperone?
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Lt. Commander Data: Android of course is correct, but... I fail to see how 'chaperone' is applicable to this situation?
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Tiffany Welles: And I think we're a little beyond the chaperone stage, don't you?
Charlie's Angels
(how i hated this serial, but this quote fits)
Danny Messer: What? What's the matter, am I too old for you?
CSI: NY
Barbara Whitney: When you're DEAD, you'll be too old!
An Unexpected Life
Abe Simpson: You know, I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed. I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain, or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank heaven for children.
The Simpsons