All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Freddy Krueger: Oh, you better speak up. Must be my deaf ear.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
I've a well-trained chef to dissect this animal 
Zach: Well, you won't be when you hear the great news.
TBBT
but isn't he also a kick boxer? Well, ppfftt...I'm pretty sure that the kangaroo will beat the crap out of him during the kickboxing tournament early on....so his hands will be too broken to dissect anything...much less a live kangaroo....
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Alan Harper: There is no great news, there is no light at the end of the tunnel, there is no silver lining; there's just this hell on earth, and the slow wait for the sweet release of death.
Two and a Half Men
well there is remote anaesthesia with a blowtube and a dart...very effective
Larry Lipton: You don't have to see your shrink, there's nothing wrong with you that can't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.
Manhattan Murder Mystery
so you'd order him to dissect a live kangaroo? Still obsessing with Dexter, aren't you? :
Colin Fisher: Wow. My kind of silver lining. It's depressing.
Bones
nope...as usual, the throat will be cut after anaesthetisation...or was it a nail gun?
Gil Grissom: You're a grown man, Nick. Stop whining.
CSI
it's getting gruesomer and gruesomer...just don't forget the rise of the roo zombies....they're gonna get you in the end...
Sheldon: I'm sorry, but I think we've both found that helpful at times.
TBBT
well it the more or less normal way all animals for slaughter go...also the ones you eat...
Dr Gregory House: Why, you think we should try counseling first?
House
but kangaroos look so tough and mean after all the boxing they do......so you better not piss one off or else you're the one who'd end up on the chopping board...or wiping the floor of a boxing ring.......
Doctor B. Crusher: If you were anyone else, you know the first thing I'd do? I'd send you to Counselor Troll.
Star Trek: TNG
well I only barbecue the cute and harmless wallabys
Dean Winchester Dude, I'm ok! I'm ok! Ok. I swear the next person who ask me if I'm ok, I'm gonna start throwing punches. These are your issues, quite dumping them on me.
Supernatural
really...you're such a cutie animal carnivore.....
...good thing Bambi never got to meet you......