All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Arthur: And I will lead them on a merry chase.

Inception
well, how about ironing on your forehead instead...that way, the news will be imprinted on your head....

Witch King: Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
but I'm not the letterman I better iron the newspaper on one of your most susceptible and expensive dresses

Commander Riker: The more difficult the task, the sweeter the victory.

StarTrek: TNG
then that would be a real crime......

Harry: Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task.

Love Actually
well that depends on the point of view and the dress...if it's a pink petty coat then surely it's a good deed

Evelyn Williams: What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don't say breast implants again.

American Psycho
but who wears petty coat these days...my gosh...you're in the wrong century......

Frank: <singing> I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

The rocky horror picture show
I thought of you while doing square dance with western music...

Amy Clarke: You've got petticoat fever, haven't you?

Dakota Incident
then I repeat my quote above........

Columbus: The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.

Zombieland
don't be that shy, you can admit your weird favourite pastime here

Ezekiel Stone: Kinda reminded me of you.

Brimstone
or you can admit yours...watching square dancing and listening to country music...

Ben Tennyson: How would you know? You have total memory loss.

Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
but only if you dance to this weirdo music