All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Deputy Rico Amonte: I remember the guy's appearance. Five foot, ten, black stringy hair, eyes to turn Medusa to stone.
10-8: Officers on Duty
Sylvia: My horoscope told me I would meet the man of my dreams today.
The Simpsons
Madison Penrose: You actually like that loser? What, do you have serial killer fetish or something?
My Super Psycho Sweet 16
Spud: He's not evil he just misunderstood.
American Dragon: Jake Long
...just like moi....
Jack Donaghy: What happened in your childhood to make you believe people are good?
30 Rock
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Well at least I'm trying, you big cynic.
Love and Other Disasters
James Abbot: A cynic, brother John, believes in what he sees.
Cheyenne
and a classic:
Jack Renoble: A cynic is an idealist who's been disappointed.
The Confession
Dr. Grace Augustine: They're pissing on us and not even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain.
Avatar
Lt. Commander Data: You may check me for rain if you wish Councilor but I assure you my circuits are dry.
Enterprise