All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Optimus Prime: Oops... Sorry, my bad.

Transformers
and you're the expert? ...you used to have eye brows....

Jarod: Now, you're sure you have a driver's license?

The Pretender
I have a fire-proof protective overall, just to help you (or escape your booby-traps )

The Dude: Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.

The Big Lebowski
my gosh...we will only have a barbecue (for your pet sabertooth) not a cremation (for a wooly mammoth)...and no suit is 100% fire-proof...esp if you're tied up to that mammoth...

Dean Winchester: That's no excuse.

Supernatural
my gosh, that's a massacre of threatened animals...WWF will sue and Mounties will arrest you

Marty Manning: Well let's start with the basics... I did have a bad childhood.

The Inside
but you, the expert, started it...you'd bring your pet sabertooth and then give me the flintstone...and there were no horses yet so the Mounties can't chase me...

Lieutenant Tuvok: Such fables are necessary only in cultures which unduly emphasize emotional behavior.

Star Trek: Voyager
well it was you with the high-tech grill and all the other stuff...and the Mounties are on horse ancestors, much faster and meaner

Col. Quaritch: Thanks Jake, I'm gettin all emotional, 'might just give you a big wet kiss!

Avatar
...get emotional on that quote too....and the Mounties wouldn't wanna mess up their beautiful uniform so a gentle trot was all they would have....

Carla LeBec: Sammy, that's a premonition dream. That means it's really going to happen.

Cheers
your standard phrase: not folding... and the Mounties at that time had only red-dyed furs...so they should not care about them so much

and now, a standard classic here:


Flurious: Only in your dreams, brother. Only in your dreams.

Power Rangers Operation Overdrive

and the Mounties at that time will be munching on doughnut precursors so they'd not bother much with poor innocent me...

Minstrel: Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I really like Monty Python and "not bother much with poor innocent me" means they feed you immediately to their dragon they ride on?