All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Archie Bunker: I hate entertainment. Entertainment is a thing of the past, now we got television.
All in the Family
that's your interpretation... 
Cody Martin: Zack, we don't need TV or video games to entertain ourselves.
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
and I'm 99.999% right 99.999% of the time...
ALF: Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
ALF
you're lucky in your imagination, therefore I won't interfere 
A guard: I don't watch TV. It's a cultural wasteland filled with inappropriate metaphors and an unrealistic portrayal of life created by the liberal media elite.
Babylon 5
a good thing you didn't say delusion 
...and you know what happens to people who likes to interfere?
Howard Wolowitz: So, what are we watching? Sex and the City? Yikes!
The Big Bang Theory
those people get a whack...
Marc St. James: Ooh. The bizarro version of Sex and The City.
Ugly Betty
with a spiked club and more than once...
Dexter: Sounds like pure soap opera
High Society
I see, many restrained anger and frustrations, feelings of hate and violence. You should calm down and lay down on a couch... 
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: That's it. We're making a soap opera here so I figured we'd need a lot of soap.
MisteRogers' Neighborhood
hmmm...you're right, I'm feeling a little restless lately....with my hockey stick always beside me...
Narrator:
Fight Club
okay here's first some Prozac and a Valium too, and then relax don't worry darling...
Los Angeles Mayor: You plunderer! The day will come when someone closes down this market!
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
Prozac and Valium? Shldn't I be worrying about drug interaction here? oh, now you have me worried darling...why don't you take them first....and don't worry, the couch is there....