All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Locke: I *prefer* the term treasure hunting!
Final Fantasy VI
yup, and they look pretty good too....
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K. Rool: It's so obvious that the treasure they're looking for is some kind of Doomsday Device capable of destroying an entire island! Do you know what that means?
Donkey Kong Country
a horde of vain others...
Captain Amelia: Doctor. To muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way.
Treasure Planet
who've got all the right reasons to be vain....
Allegra: Don't panic, it's just a game.
eXistenZ
sure...it will be another chaos around the vanity mirror 
Commodore Cole: .... Starfleet has no nobler calling than preserving the peace so that all of our peoples can benefit from the exploration of space... The game is afoot, ladies and gentlemen. Battle stations.
Star Trek: Hidden Frontier
chaos? ppfftt...but you're right, I've got only one vanity mirror- it stretches from wall to wall of all my 4 walls and up to the ceiling.....
Picard: If the cause is just and honourable, they are prepared to give their lives. Are you?
Star Trek: TNG
the horde must be quite huge then.... 
Chang: Are you afraid of a fair fight, Garrovick?
Starship Exeter: The Savage Empire
nope, not really...they just want to view themselves in all angles possible....can't say the same for all of yours......
Data: The unidirectional nature of the time continuum makes that an unlikely possibility.
Star Trek: TNG
I should put a some distorting mirrors in the room and then have a look on all the reactions...
Wallace:
Wallace and Gromit in the Wrong Trousers
the immense vanity of all my others will survive even these distorting mirrors...
Unnamed Officer : Interesting move. What technique was that?
Star Trek: TNG
so self-absorbed, we can transfer the whole scenery to a zoo...