All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Frank: How the hell do I know how come? The important question is, where do they get all the skeletons with perfect teeth?
The Return of the Living Dead
no need for a proof, there are sufficient symptoms and indications 
Craig Feldspar: Malcolm, I think you're forgeting the graveyard shift motto: "Who cares?"
Malcom In The Middle
ppfft...but what you've got is confirmation bias....that's not very scientific nor reliable...besides, you're an unreliable witness anyways...
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Tammy: Well, you're the caretaker really, aren't you?
28 Weeks Later
well it'S an obvious fact that don't need any evidence and CSI Bioforum collected sufficient indications too
Shawn Spencer: Nanny serial killer? Nanny on the run?
Psych
pure circumstancial so they won't stand up even in a kangarro court...
Dexter Morgan: Her husband was a crackhead and her boyfriend's a serial killer. It's hard not to take that personally.
Dexter
a show trial at youtube will be enough for the judgement and kangaroos are anyway cheap...a meadow is sufficient
Lt Kara Thrace: So life's a bitch. What do you want to do, cry about it?
Battlestar Galactica
well, it won't be cheap if you have to go to Oz to catch one or two dependable ones.....who can't be bribed.....a pity really...
Carrie: It's a good idea in theory, but somehow it doesn't quite work.
SatC
Australia is full of them and if they're not bribable we'll enjoy a kangaroo barabecue later
Edie Allen: Where's your imagination?
The Gang's All Here
you are really such a carnivore...hope it kicks you first...
Michael: No, I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.
Arrested Development
then I'll eat the legs with special pleasure...
Tony Soprano Sr.: I told you, but you don't listen, you nut.
The Sopranos
then I hope you choke on the bone splinters......