All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Leonard Hofstadter: And take off that hat. You look ridiculous.
The Big Bang Theory
I don't even know what a termite looks like so it can't be on my beams...here's nothing to eat there....so you grow a colony of them too to keep Spidey company? it gets weirder and weirder....
Lois Lane: You're going to realize that Clark's sense of humor is an acquired taste; much like his sense of fashion.
Smallville
if the roof collapses, you'll meet them as both you and the termites are then homeless 
the beams are food enough...and spidey's company are beetles and crickets...but only for a few seconds, if it's hungry
Bruce Wayne: I need a new suit.
Lucius Fox: Yeah, three buttons is a little '90's, Mr. Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: I'm not talking fashion, Mr. Fox, so much as function.
The Dark Knight
my gosh, what a real mean guy...how can you wish me and my termites to be homeless? That's not good for our skin and hair...
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Edgar Frog: You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
The lost boys
I don't wish it for you...I just warned you...perhaps time for a pest exterminator...
Toby Ziegler: It's activist vacation, is what it is. Spring break for anarchist wannabes. The black t-shirts, the gas masks? Fashion accessories.
The West Wing
now who's the one hallucinating...I don't have termites...do they make a sound at night? ....
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
how do you know, if you don't know how they look? and I guess there'll be a sinister, gentle nibbling 
Blair Waldorf: Fashion knows not of comfort
Gossip Girl
gentle nibbling of my roof beams....oh yeah, really sinister...but perhaps they use forks and knives too....then really super sinister.....
Seth: You're a dandy, woman.
The O.C.
perhaps then they invite you to a meal, table manners seem okay
Hazel: Pretty classy.
Gossip Girl
...:sure, I wonder what we would gossip about while chomping on wood beams.......
Jack Gallo: Was she classy or trashy?
Just Soot Me!
well, it's a challenge for your dressing...and teeth