All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Vern Schillinger: You sneak into my mind, and make my head ACHE!
Oz
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Hooper:
Jaws
Greg Sanders: This is just like that Edgar Allan Poe story where the victim's heart under the floorboards betrays the murder.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Timofey: You read too much.
The Half Life of Timofey Berezin
Mrs. Slocombe: Well, I was saying, I don't get out much nowadays, since Mr. Slocombe's no longer living at home. I mean, it's very difficult for a woman on her own. I mean you can't just go down to the pub for a quick drink with all those men ogling at you, can you? Well, not more than twice a week, anyway.
Are You Being Served?
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Webster: This is a small town. We take care of our people.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Jesse: Oh, that sounds like a threat.
Mutant X
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Sgt. Knight: Observe and control, that's our motto, that's what we do.
Eerie, Indiana
Mrs. Slocombe: A Bon Voyeur. Y'know, they're the people who look but don't touch.
Are You Being Served?
bulls-eye, dr H....
The Doctor: I am a doctor, not a voyeur.
Star Trek: Voyager