All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Pete Lawrence: Oh, you'll get used to it, actually, you'll probably start to like it after a while.


7th Heaven

and now a classic:


Noah Mayer: Well, you certainly have an active imagination!

As the World Turns

Chief Inspector Morse: I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination.


Inspector Morse
also some kind of classic

Raoul Gireaux: A man of imagination, but realistic; a man of personal freedom, but responsible; and most important, a man of expensive tastes but bankrupt. That is why we want you.

Maverick

Samuel 'Soapy Sam' Ballard, Q.C.: The danger here is passive alcoholism. You have heard of passive smoking?


Rumpole of the Bailey

Daniel Larusso: You know, this is the 80s, Mr. Miyagi. You can't be so damn passive!

The Karate Kid, Part III

Norman: It was a passive/aggressive masterpiece.


What Lies Beneath

Dr. Niles Crane: I know all the symptoms I can expect to experience. I'm especially looking forward to something called the "munchies" stage. It's where one enjoys bizarre food combinations. I'm thinking of pairing this Chilean sea bass with an aggressive Zinfandel!

Frasier

James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.


From Russia with Love
and you with a red anyway?

Griffin Mill: This is a red wine glass. Can I have my water in a water glass?

The Player
only if served in the proper glass.......