All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jack Gallo: I don't know. He's not much of a go-getter. He's more of a sitter-arounder and reader-too-mucher.
Just Shoot Me
oh...a self-confession.....let's drink to that....
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Jay:
Clerks
yes a drink would be good...and I need a frame for the print out... 
Quark: Captain! You're just in time for happy hour.
Star Trek: DSN
ppfftt...but you wouldn't need any excuse to drink....no need for a frame either...just nail it to your back...
Dante Hicks: Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks.
Clerks
sure 
and these print outs are on a long list with the title: casandra's mistakes...
Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?
Road House
ppfftt....what mistakes? I am soo perfect that I don't make any.......
Angela: Hey, that's how things really are. You just don't know cause you're this pampered little suburban chick.
American Beauty
I could write of course "The List of Casandra's Delusions"...unfortunately there's not enough space on my walls...
Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Repo Man
..ppfftt...how about on your ivory tower's facade? Shld be more than enough...
Don Fanucci: This is my neighborhood. You and your friends should show me some respect. You should let me wet my beak a little. I hear you and your friends cleared $600 each. Give me $200 each, for your own protection. And I'll forget the insult. You young punks have to learn to respect a man like me! Otherwise the cops will come to your house. And your family will be ruined. Of course, if I'm wrong about how much you stole, I'll take a little less. And by less, I only mean - a hundred bucks less. Now don't refuse me. Understand, paisan?
The Godfather: Part II
I'm not so sure about that...
Brunt: Surely you're aware of the new regulation making all bribes tax-deductible.
Star Trek: DSN
hmmm....you're probably right about that...but you have neighboring buildings, don't you?
Pearl Madison: This is bullshit, Elden. This is just red-tape bullshit and you know it.
State of Mind
you remember my list of your obsessions...all walls are full...