All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Kryten:
Red Dwarf
Chief of Staff: Now, as I understand it, you want to firebomb the town of Cedar Creek, California, population 2600, with something called a "fuel-air bomb", the most powerful non-nuclear weapon in our arsenal. The way it works, it explodes, sucks in all available oxygen to the core, vaporizes everything within a mile of ground zero — men, women, children, and one airborne virus. Destruction complete, case closed, crisis over.
Outbreak
Todd McDonnell: It's loud, it's obnoxious. It's going to make a huge splash.
Cashmere Mafia
Mick St. John: Yeah, it's just a giant thrill ride that never ends. You know some times it does end, with terrible screams and blood shed.
Moonlight
Carole: You aren't winning any of those races! You couldn't win a game of marbles against a 12-toed myopic rhinoceros!
The Love Bug
Madeleine: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!
Death Becomes Her
William Wilberforce: It's my ministerial duty to let you win.
Amazing Grace
Wendy Testaberger: Wow, that sucks. Do you think it'll hurt?
South Park
..I bet it will....
Michael Garibaldi: Okay, okay, it's my fault, I had the leave coming, I just didn't take it. And the pay sucks, I knew that when I signed on! And nobody said I'd survive the job!
Babylon 5
The Joker: Why can't he ever stay dead?
Batman