All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Captain John Sheridan: Oh, yeah? You said that about me too.
Babylon 5
Carlos: It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere there'd be no cops. It's open from dusk till dawn. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are.
From Dusk Till Dawn
Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: Quinn, honey, are you *sure* this is a scary story?
Daria
Angel: The time I've lived, I've seen some horrors, scary behaviour, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget. But I see people try. I see them try to be better.
Angel
Jane: Come on, that's too depressing. How about we call it, "Beauty is only Skin Deep," and we attach the actual skin of a student?
Daria
Shran: Try to stay out of trouble, pink-skin.
Enterprise
Rufus Hannassey: I'm a law-abiding man. That is, if there's any law to abide by.
The Big Country
Bahrat: Make no mistake about this: someone will serve fifty years of cryostatic suspension for that murder. If I were to let this go unpunished, there would be anarchy on this station within days.
Star Trek: Voyager
Entity: Punishment? What is punishment? Revenge? Intelligent beings need no revenge. Punishment is nessessary only where learning cannot occur without it. You are behind that.
Star Trek
God Entity: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Futurama