All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sally Solomon: Who are you?
3rd Rock from the Sun
perhaps, it got it from you...and your evil thoughts are contagious too...
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Dr. Schreber: Complete memory loss. He may be delusional. Even violent. Emma, if he were to contact you, and I suspect he will, you must call me immediately. Do you understand? It is imperative that I be the first one to reach him.
Dark City
perhaps someone else took over your computer and now I exchange here with an evil wimp person only pretending to be HRH.... 
we've to check your identity...
Superintendent: Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous ninth Symphony in D minor.
Help!
my stupid computer can't pout like me...and it can't pretend to be royal...so how are you gonna check for authenticity? A bot test? 
Mike Abbott: If Beethoven was alive, he'd be glad he was deaf!
Bless This House
or asking questions that you now cannot answer, because they're our history...the problem is to remember those topics
Sam the American Eagle: Ah, Beethoven. Finally! Well, for Beethoven I will stay. He's my favorite playwright.
The Muppet Show
some inquisitor you are- the forgetful one......I guess even my computer would pass your test or you'd get so confused yourself that you'd forget everything...hmm...part of our history? how many years would this go back?
Trigger: It's the karaoke version.
Only Fools and Horses....
you're in wacko-mood again, I should have counted them, a new record? Worth an extra
and i just have to look in my pm collection, many many megabytes
Candy Williams: <sings> That's why I wanna sing like an angel, and dance, dance, like the devil. So Mr. Leader-man, strike up the band, and let's go! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go¸ let's go!
Lucky Me
then the wackos are the absolute proof that it's me, YRH .. but otoh, the many, many pm megabytes? that'd be my evil computer twin HRH......
The Cat: Look at this music. "Hammond Heaven." "Karaoke Krazy." "Peter Perfect Plays Tuneful Tunes for Elderly Ladies." Let's get outta here.
Red Dwarf
or your split personality?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death.
Futurama
and my reply, a classic: not more than yours, my darlings......
Dr. Lee: Aah, the musicianship of hip hop.
Drumline
then we're again at the starting point, even if we whack and tease each other, there's not thatmuch difference...though you are split to more parts of course
