All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sheldon Cooper: Need I remind you not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time?
 
TBBT
only to scare women of course...![]()
Suzy Putterman: This is TV. T-V. Next to food and music, this is mankind's greatest invention.
 
TerrorVision
well, unless it grows metal claws like wolverine, it's not so scary afterall...![]()
Trickster: Three hundred channels and ah, nothin's on.
 
Supernatural
you're right (by exception), and then you can take care and pet it when I'm on holidays...![]()
Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
 
Buffy
yuck...get your own Spideysitter..preferably a real cat....
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Bart Simpson: Sheesh, read a book once in a while.
 
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XX
you wimp out? 
 you can wear nitrile gloves if it helps...![]()
Oscar Leroy: Oh, don't give me the old church mouse and bookworm routine! 
Corner Gas
ppfftt..I only wear pure silk and diamond-encrusted gloves....![]()
Felix Faust: Incredible. Wouldn't you agree, princess? The lost scrolls of Herculaneum, Merlin's juvenilia, Pierre Menard's Don Quixote... Dark tomes that make the Necronomicon look like a children's book. There's enough arcana here to quench even my thirst for knowledge... At least for the next 5000 years or so.
 
Justice League
no problem, spidey prefers this too...![]()
Chip Thorn: Are you kidding? No one know more than me. I've spent a fortune on video games, DVD's, graphic novels, trading cards... 
Power Rangers Mystic Force
ooh...Spidey is finally developing some good taste in gloves...you shld learn from it...
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Elliot Stabler: Psychos... they always love comics.
 
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
don't think so, I guess it's more the silk haptics and perhaps some erratic magpie genes...![]()
Clark Kent: You like comics?
 
Smallville
silk haptics? ppfftt...are you talking fancy again? Spidey has improved a lot under my supreme guidance, of course...![]()