All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jack: I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal.
Lost
you plucked yourself?
Rocky: Do you have anything stronger?
I’d rather Be.....Gone
ppfftt....I’d rather pluck the last few remaining hairs on your head….
Dr. Wilson: Just looking at you hurts. I'm going to order up some extra pain medicine.
House MD
but for this silly idea you're anyway not tall enough...
Astrid:
How To Train Your Dragon
ppfftt...that's not a problem...I'd use my long handle pruner...ouch.......
Jesse Pinkman: What do I look like? Scarface?
Breaking Bad
ouch, because you'll hurt yourself, such sharp and dangerous tools are not for children's hands...
Satine Kryze: It hides too much of your handsome face.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
then I'd ask my buttler to do it for me........
Dexter Morgan: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not.
Dexter
this old hunchbacked dude? He's happy not to drop your cups of coffee...
Victoria: You're all hard on the outside, but inside you're gooey... gooey.
Red
well, as long as he drops them on your head, then he's ok with me.....
Booster Gold: People love that sentimental stuff. Scores pretty big with the ladies, too.
Smallville
with his shoulder problems he can rise his arms to his hips, not higher...
Fred: You can't fool me with that macho facade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.
Scooby Doo 2
well, that shld be intimidating enough...even in his apron....