All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Burt: Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense'.
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
Thailog: Over my dead body. Or better yet, *yours*!
Gargoyles
Stalker: There are worse things than an honorable death.
Batman Beyond
Lorien: It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
Babylon 5
Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
Stargate SG-1
Henry Fitzroy: Do you have to wisecrack even when you're dying?
Blood Ties
"Sometimes black humor is the only kind we can summon, but even dark laughter can sustain.”
Dean Koontz
Stephen Kepler: You know what I think? I think that once we die out - a couple hundred years - Earth is gonna have a people day. You know, to remember us. One day a year she is gonna laugh and laugh and shake our bones.
Dollhouse
Gary Marshetta: You know those things are damn near indestructible. Come nuclear holocaust, there will be two things left in this world... cockroaches, and god damned portable shithouses!
The Prince of Pennsylvania
The Flash: James, you're off your meds, aren't you?
Justice League
(another classic here ....)