All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Angel: Don't you people sleep during the day?


Angel

Lt. Columbo: Because it bothers me, and I couldn't sleep, and uh, I kept thinking about it!

Columbo

Superman: Don't bother trying to figure it out, Luthor. Sometimes, when you're on the side of justice, things just seem to go your way.

Challenge of the SuperFriends

Head-Baltar: You know, I've never known you to play the optimist. Why the change of heart?

Battlestar Galactica


oh and don't forget.....................


Newspaper headline: Optimist Drowns in Half-full Tub.

American Dad!

Demetri Martin: Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it's a glass of shit, I'm going half-empty. I don't like shit as an optimist. "Yeah, we gotta half-empty shit glass right here."


Demetri Martin. Person.

Dr. Meredith Grey: There's something to be said about the glass half full. About knowing when to say when. I think it's a floating line,
a barometer of need and desire.
It's entirely up to the individual and depends on what's being poured.
Sometimes all we want is a taste. Other times there's no such thing as enough... The glass is bottomless and all we want is more.

Grey's Anatomy

“Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.”
 
George Carlin

Igor Sullivan: Can I have another glass of beer?


Cactus Flower

Delenn: Well, we cannot have that, now can we?

Babylon 5

Anna Christie: Gif me a visky, ginger ale on the side, and don' be stingy, baby.


Anna Christie