All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Will Truman: You broke another wine glass, didn't you?
Will & Grace
..whites and reds in special glasses, that's really decadent 
Pickles: Heheh - no, that was a happy accident.
Metalocalypse
of course, table etiquette and proper stemware, sweetie....and champagne tastes better when sipped from a flute..and beer when gulped from plastic cups.......
Macy: Word of advice: try not to sabotage things before dessert.
Crossing Jordan
again rumours of the glass producing companies and rich decadent people who believe that....surprisingly not canned beer? 
Drake Parker: Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods!
Drake & Josh
..those are not rumours......just civilised drinking protocols and you're right, I forgot about canned beer. According to my friend, Emily Post: never shake it before pouring into the plastic cup....and don't use the back of your hand or your sleeve to wipe off the foam mustache...are you jotting all this down?
Lister: With chili sauce and chutney.
Red Dwarf
just decadent protocols of so-called gourmands...but then for every grape variety you need an extra one...
one all-purpose one is enough...there are no acceptable tests that proof the opposite 
and the canned beer drinkers prefer the "Beer Shotgunning" not plastic cups I wonder if TJ could make a video for us 
Johnny Knoxville: That long hair don't cover up your red neck.
Jackass Number Two
and the same goes for your drinking protocol....all-purpose glass....pfftttt....and don't forget your club, caveman..........
Sebastian: Nothing changes: Decadence, immorality, chaos.
Babylon 5
enjoy your 10-course menu eating rare species and a special cutlery and dishes for every course
The Doctor: Natural metamorphosis. A form of rebirth. I call it a renewal. And this time... positive triumph. I can sense it in every fibre of my being.
Doctor Who
of course, while you're still chasing the wild boars and plucking the chickens.......
Lord Darlington: Name me another society that's gone from barbarism to decadence without bothering to create a civilization in between.
A Good Woman
sometimes a good traditional way, and to live simply is a better choice... 
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Wow. You're the reason civilization is declining.
Bones
oh sure, how many chickens have you executed and then plucked?