All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dawson: Like all great romantics, Shakespeare realized love was a lot more likely to end with a bunch of dead Danish people than with a kiss.
Dawson's Creek
good reason btw 
and you prefer to cook dead eyes? In a soup...hwo disgusting is that 
, and crabs don't have eyelids...
Slappy: Now that's comedy!
Animaniacs
..actually I prefer not to see the eyes, I just want to see the potential food really dead before I cook it <shivers>.....and I know that crabs don't have eyelids that's why they don't need any eye shade and mascara 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Full metal Jacket
Commander William T. Riker: One of your strengths is your ability to... evaluate the dynamics of a situation, and then take a definitive, pre-emptive step, take charge. Now you're frustrated because you not only can't see the solution, you can't even define the problem.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Floyd: I feel more confused and betrayed than those people that worked with Tootsie.
30 Rock
nabi seems a f-word fan
Maya Gallo: You'll see, this is much better than some industry party. This is a night of violence, betrayal and sexual intrigue.
Just Shoot Me!
oh yeah, but us too.....f for fun...flies...fleas....etc etc
Lorne: That's describing every *good* party I've ever been to.
Angel
I'd say fools, freaks and frantic
Hans Goslar: Why was I not invited to this party?
Anne Frank: The Whole Story
well, I don't think so, it's more like: fine, fabulous, fantastic, fascinating...
Rebecca Howe: Corporate wants me to throw some idiotic stupid retirement party for some insignificant middle management nobody.
Cheers
dream on darling
Tommy Merton: Mmmmm, Pajama party!
Big Wolf on Campus
oh and we're so fond of D words too- delusions, doom, draat, dork, dearest darling