All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well Duh, she's programmed to like you.
Futurama
Aurora Ash: It's all in the programming, baby.
Dracula 3000
Counselor Deanna Troi: We are all more than the sum of our parts, Data. You'll have to be more than the sum of your programming.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
(typical Troi-blabla)
Haley James: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the day all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math, because math don't care, and neither do I.
One Tree Hill
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Ambassador Londo Mollari: Physics tells us that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. They hate us, we hate them, they hate us back. And so, here we are, victims of mathematics!
Babylon 5
The Doctor: Any number that reduces to one when you take the sum of the square of its digits and continue iterating it until it yields 1 is a happy number, any number that doesn't, isn't. A happy prime is both happy and prime. Now *type it in*! <aside> I dunno, talk about dumbing down. Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore?
Doctor Who
....didn't get any of it either and it's alreday dumbed down...
Dr. Fredericks: That really is quite elegant, Mr. Wilson. Good order, very precise, feeling of the unknown. Fine poetry is the music of mathematics, numbers, singing. You have to look behind the words to understand their meaning.
The Good Shepherd
Dr. Who: I'm very sorry; I simply don't understand what you mean.
Doctor Who
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Jeffery Robbins: I understand. But it's not shameful to be illiterate, Hudson. It's only shameful to stay that way.
Gargoyles
Blackarachnia: In your dreams. I like myself just the way I am and I intend to stay this way.
Beast Wars: Transformers