All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Brull: He's not any good at math.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Sheldon Cooper: It must be so humbling to suck in so many different levels.
The Big bang Theory
Adrian: Einstein flunked out of school, twice.
Rocky
Homer: Don't be discouraged, son. I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
The Simpsons
Sam Winchester: Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Supernatural
Nelson: Dudes! The whole point was getting away from history class.
Maniacs
Gill: My first escape. Landed on dentist tools. I was aiming for the toilet.
Finding Nemo
Ashley Davies: You've gotta aim higher, Spence.
South of Nowhere
Blade: Safety's off, round's already chambered. Silver hollowpoint filled with garlic. You aim for the head or the heart. Anything else, is your ass...
Blade
Ethan: What do these things look like?
Charlie: What do they look like?
Ethan: Yeah.
Charlie: You ever see a piranha?
Ethan: It's a fish, right?
Charlie: That's right. They look nothing like a piranha. But they're hungry like a piranha.
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