All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Q: Oh, I see! This is one of those silly human rituals. You're playing hard to get!
Star Trek: Voyager
this is really gonna kill you.........................
Queen Lillian White: Who wouldn't? I'm beautiful, cultured, interesting...
The Charmings
Seven of Nine: I'm surprised your Starfleet training didn't include cork extraction.
Chakotay: I must have been sick that day.
Chakotay: Looks like wine's off the menu.
Seven of Nine: Unless you brought a phaser.
Chakotay: Never on the first date.
Star Trek: Voyager
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, this promises to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Futurama
( .....)
The Doctor: One step at a time. Dating is a human ritual, wherein two people share a social activity, get to know each other. In time it can lead to a romantic involvement, and eventually, if all goes well, even marriage.
Seven of Nine: One step at a time.
Star Trek: Voyager
hobglobin on Feb 4 2009, 06:57 PM said:
Seven of Nine: One step at a time.
Star Trek: Voyager

I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not… married, not… madly in love with a beautiful woman who… can… kill me with her pinkie!
Firefly

(Casandra-san- so desu ne! Casandra san wa ichiban kirei desu

John Allen Hill: Thank you. Tell me Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?
Cheers
Old Woman/Ghastly: I see a young and beautiful woman who will lead you to a cruel fate.
Pokémon
Fem-puter: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...
Futurama
Teresa: How can you think about things like that when you're hungry? Oh, Wheeler... <leans against him> It's just a twist of fate.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers