All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
The Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
The Dark Knight
of course not, he's my conscience and data analyst too....
Mary: Sisyphus. It's a myth about this guy who had to roll or push this incredibly huge rock up this steep mountain. Every time he would get to the top of this mountain the rock would roll down again. he would watch this and walk back down the mountain and do it all over again. Forever.
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Mary: It's a metaphor for life, Leo. It's famous. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Party Girl
back to euphemisms, eh? 
Zack Addy: I decided to give it a shot - which was also metaphoric.
Bones
and you're back to sink psychology 
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Jenny Shepard:
Navy NCIS
better than Freud's
Commander William Adama: Politics. As exciting as war. Definitely as dangerous.
President Laura Roslin: Though in war, you only get killed once. In politics it can happen over and over.
Battlestar Galactica
you meant Dr Fraud? Yup, you're definitely better than he is......
Nicky:
Mr. Beefy: Not if you do something bad right before you die!
Little Nicky,.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Let's look death in the face and say, "Whatever man..."
Lost
Lucifer: Even in hell I get no respect.
Little Nicky.
Dale 'The Whale' Biederbeck: You're in your own private hell!
Monk
Princess Leia: I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan...
Star Wars