All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Eric Forman: Don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro nudity, but I think my dad might kill me and I'm anti being killed.
That '70s Show
and my top of the line, cutting edge, multi-purpose, AI gas grill will solve your saber-tooth pet problem....
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: After all that, you chickened out.
House MD
well at that time it's a just a possible camp fire, but you'll fail with the flintstone then LOL...no danger 
Jake Harper: But I'm hungry. What am I supposed to do?
Two and a Half Men
flintstone? ppfftt...a paleolithic blow torch is more like it...
Diane: Hungry for something else? I remember you having a very sizable... appetite.
True blood
to burn yourself 
Ives: If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit...
Ravenous
...or burn you first...my gosh, how bloodthirsty!!!
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I'd call it rather gaucheness
Gary: Otherwise you've just got cannibals running around in the streets and we've got enough traffic problems as it is.
Aliens in America
why? for burning you or roasting your pet sabertooth?
George Jetson: Well, here we go again. Another night, another traffic jam. Boy, this spaceway traffic gets worse every night. Hey, looks like an opening up ahead.
The Jetsons
because you'll burn your fingers while trying to ignite something
Joe Swanson: Dammit a speed bump. Who's the wise guy that put this speed bump here? It's not funny!
Family Guy
yeah, sure..sure..I know how to use matches while wearing my fashionable fire-retardant silk gloves...
Sergeant Roderick: Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian... *how you did*?
SpongeBob SquarePants
better ask an expert, you know fire and all that, too dangerous for clumsy people even with fire-retardant gloves...