All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Hassan: I'd give you my card but I have none left. Too bad! Sophie, fancy a cup of coffee? Go on! Can I massage your feet?
Paris, je t'aime
Turk: Baby, that is a God-awful apology.
Scrubs
Flexo: Suit yourself, skinbag.
Futurama
Jenny Reilly: You're such a jerk.
The Black Donnellys
Karen: That's why we're soul mates.
Will & Grace
Intendant Kira: Oh, isn't that sweet? She is still trying to save your soul. Of course, you don't have one.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
---or better-------
Chris Nielsen: Is that a kind of occupational hazard of soul mates ? One's not much without the other ?
What Dreams May Come
Darla: Yes. Yes, I know. It was the same for me. The soul is gone, but it leaves a bitterness. It'll pass. What you need is a fresh kill. Hot human blood will wash away the foul memory of it. I promise.
Angel
Morgan Edge: <Typing 911 on his cell phone> I wonder if the cops wanna' know where you are?
Smallville
ALF: Trust me, I'll have her running trough the streets screaming your name. If the cops don't pick her up, she'll be yours.
ALF
Will: She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage.
Will & Grace
..anyone you know, dr H?