All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Homer Simpson: You mean all-white with pink eyes?
The Simpsons
Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
..but not with my cheques 
Chet: This goes WAY beyond payment!
Weird Science
ppfftt...your account is overdrawn anyways...
Julia Child: Oh, yes. Anyway, it's time to bone the chicken. Now, for this, you need a very sharp knife. You can't do nothing without a sharp knife!
Saturday Night Live
just as yours...
Dr. Gregory House: Okay you two, grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.
House MD
never...my butler keeps track of all these....
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Dr. Phlox: You needn't be concerned. I hold six degrees in interspecies veterinary medicine.
Enterprise
did you ever wonder why he now drives his own Ferrari and wear a Rolex? 
Vincent Nigel-Murray: Forgive me, doctors. But is the skin moving?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Ooo. God that's strange.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Insect activity?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I've never seen insects like that... except in Alien.
Bones
oooh...but we shld sue you for these libellous rumours you're spreading and then we can buy that pink porche ...
Spinner: Yeah, um, listen... I need to talk to you about your little friend Tommy boy... okay on the down low... the dude's got scabies.
Degrassi
whatever a porche is a rickshaw brand perhaps? and you can sue me as you want...my account is overdrawn as you claimed
Dr. Mark Greene: Pretty nasty. Normally, I'd amputate, but I'm afraid you'd put it on the menu.
ER
oh but you forget one valuable asset you have...two, actually- your ivory tower and ferocious Spidey.......and rickshaw is alreday banned here....
Gary 'The Rat' Andrews: Well, accidental amputations happen all the time. Deal with it.
Gary the Rat
no problem to lend you Spidey...just to become acquainted with it and learn how to grasp it without getting bitten