All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Monster Zoidberg: Ohhhhhh! So suddenly Miss Goody Four Shoes over here doesn't kill anymore. She killed me not five minutes ago! What am I, chopped liver?
Futurama: Bender's Game
Yakko: Well, would you like calamari or the squid?
Animaniacs
Trevor: Just no heads on plates. I'm going to get a drink, would you like one?
Aeon Flux
Dr. Hank Kaplan: Sure, chickens with their heads cut off, corpses sitting upright in their coffins...
Nurses
The Doctor: See, that's all blood control is - cheap bit of voodoo. Scares the pants off you, but that's as far as it goes. It's like hypnotism. You can hypnotise someone to walk like a chicken or sing like Elvis, you can't hypnotise them to *death* - survival instinct's too strong.
Doctor Who
Jeff: Now, Doyle, don't tell me that he's just an unemployed magician amusing the neighbourhood with his sleight of hand. Don't tell me that.
Rear Window
Janosz: He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman. And, a genius in many ways.
Ghostbusters II
Dean Holiday: You ask any true magician: There is always a trick.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Dr. Havant: Of course. In fact, creating an illusion of reality is quite simple.
Blakes 7
Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Clue