All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Tom Servo: They're not comic books, they're *graphic novels*.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
perhaps you can sew a silk dress for it then...and try to dress poor spidey without being bitten...
Sal Bovado: Yo, man, I'm sensitive to graphic material.
CSI:NY
so you already know that it's a female? cos it likes silk and it bites? amazing...
Lily: Oh, like you need an excuse to watch porn.
How I Met Your Mother
well you're right this are strong indications... it's also moody....
Deb Lee: Not porn... Erotica!
One Tree Hill
well, hopefully, it has already spiked your red wine with some venom......
Nora Walker: Is that the euphemism of choice these days?
Brothers & Sisters
well spidey is not this similar to you....
Captain Rudy Ransom: 'Fuel'. Is that the euphemism we're using now? You mean we need to kill more life forms.
Star Trek: Voyager
ppfftt...it's just more subtle but just as devious...so watch your back...
Gus Hedges: Morning hotshots. Are we cooking with napalm? You bet.
Drop the Dead Donkey
so it's more like your fishes...watch your back too....
Noland: Hey, Agent Orange, you wanna put that down? Certain people around here are particular about other people messing with their shit.
Predators
well, if my fishes are misbehaving, I only need to take them out from the tank...
Sir Bruce Ismay: The White Star Line has no need of officers who sow only unrest among the passengers.
Titanic
they just wait for this and before you know it your fingers are gone....
Mike: Hey, it's not what it looks like. We're respectable peace officers.
Men At Work
fortunately, I use the old fashioned fish hook to take them out....or a stun gun...