All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Number Six: You have an amazing capacity for self-deception. How do you do that?
Battlestar Galactica
it's an acquired taste...luckily... 
Katya Derevko: You ask too many questions.
Alias
hmmmmm...but it's a badly acquired bad taste....
Al Bundy: Well, I'm naturally inquisitive. For example, right now I'm wondering how strong that chair is you're sitting in.
Married with Children
in this way speaks the ignoramus 
Tom Good: Whoa, whoa, that's far enough.
The Good Life
really...well, you're not in a position to judge anyways...ppfftt.....
Jeremy Grey: I'm just trying to catch up with you here.
Wedding Crashers
but you, or what?
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Ha ha. Too slow, what now Mr. Tough Guy?
Scrubs
well, me otoh...I've got perfectly acquired perfect taste....
Dwight Schrute: If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved.
The Office
well not really, otherwise you'd like the more challenging cheeses
Dennis Finch: Look here. I don't know what you're so bubbly about, but let me offer you a little analogy. This here is the lion's den, I am the lion. If you want to hang around the lion's den, you'll have to learn to deal with the lion. Are we clear?
Just Shoot Me
ppffttt...I prefer them less stinky....or I'd attract giant flies from as far as Africa......
Pumbaa: Hey, Timon. It's just a little lion. Look at him. He's so cute, and all alone! Can we keep him?
The Lion Bling
so you prefer the plastic like industrial cheese...
Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.
The Villain
but it's the best that the industry produces- perfect colour, shape, texture and no stink.......