All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Joe Don Baler: If you wanna catch a pig like Palermo, you go to a pig-sty where he wallows.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000
well, as long as I'm happily trapped in it .......and you're just envious as usual....

Tigger: Yeah. And it's comfy, too!

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
you just think that you're happy...another delusion

Ironside Dalek: Would you care for some tea?

Doctor Who
ppfftt...but I truly am....I just let you think that I think that I am what I think...so chew on that...

Ramona V. Flowers: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
I'd say you think too much and too twisted perhaps you're trapped in your maze of thoughts?

Darlene Conner: Gah this stuff tastes like sock sweat!

Roseanne
ppfftt...I bet you're lost in it too...perhaps even more lost....

Marge Simpson: It's your new diet.

The S.
I'd say I'm the landmark who helps you from getting lost ...and landmarks are never lost themselves

Harold: I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
landmark? bah... I think you're the disappearing mark...no wonder I couldn't find my way out....

Peter Griffin: Oh... but you can't supersize!

Family Guy
disappearing only because of all the smoke screen you put up

The barber: Get your big stomach out of my way!

Sirocco
well, that's the beauty and the mystery of it all....

Davy Lane: If I was you, I wouldn't say that where the doc could hear you - if I was you. He wouldn't like it bein' mistaken for a highwayman. He's a quick man on the draw,

Renegades
or much ado about nothing