All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Fozzie: I guess this would be a bad time to ask for a raise?
The Great Muppet Caper
just as much as you do.....besides, it would be age before beauty so you'd go first for sure.....
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Crow
Mystery Science Theater 3000
but it's not a door... 
Neo: You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.
The Matrix
but it is a door- metaphorically speaking....and yours is guarded by Cerberus......
X-leper: All right, sir. My final offer: Half a sheckle for an old ex-leper.
The Life of Brian
well, this are the problems of the guys believing in after-life stuff...I'm not involved in this... 
Teddy: When she offers to help, it'll be for her own reasons. I'm not lying. Take my pen, write this down. Do not trust her.
Memento
it doesn't make any difference to me either as long as I'm the main benefiary of your will...
Calvin: Trusting parents can be hazardous to your health.
Calvin & Hobbes
no problem, someone has to take over all the outstanding debts
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
The A-Team
ppfftt..I anticipated this so I'm appointing myself as your financial adviser...I've to take care of my... erm...your assets...
Jake: I don't trust nobody.
Raging Bull
but that's much too late...hope you have sufficient money for all the installments and debt obligations
Jack Rafferty: You're making a big mistake, man. A *big* mistake.
Sin City
not if you start getting your finances straight from now on...or as last resort, we can always sell some of your precious assets....like Spidey...
Secretary: As you can see, my references are impeccable and I think I'd be a real asset here.
Seinfeld
yes, take over all the debts, and then finances are straight, and spidey can live on its calm life... . Though of course you can support it by regular donations...