All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Crow T. Robot: Stop slanging! What are you saying?
Mystery Science Theater 3000
then it's cruelty against animals...poor fish...
Frank the Pug: Sure thing partner. No problemo.
Men In Black II
ppfftt..but they have the underwater remote control....and they like to click it...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
Alf
okay, I get it, they influence you and they're the bad owners of you...
Major Dieter Hellstrom: No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I'm afraid you and I... we both know, Captain... no matter what happens to anybody else in this room... the two of us aren't going anywhere.
Inglourious Basterds
well, I've a very beautiful gourmet sushi plates...just a strong reminder for them to behave..or else....
Sorlie: Well, whoever is left alive at the end. Won't you sit down, please?
Shackleton
and the fish have a taser included in the remote control...
Ramirez: With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.
Highlander
yup, yup, and they accidentally tasered themselves once...took a year to grow again the scales.....
Dr. Wilson: What kind of pathetic logic is that?
House again
are you sure that you didn't do it with a rasp?
Caroline Julian: Good. We understand each other.
Bones
rasp? how barbaric...my tool of choice is a feminine tweezer.......
Pam: Are you sure? She's been glamoured one too many times already. Who's knows how much of her is left.
True Blood
so you prefer the slow and long torture...how gothic
Francesco Bernoulli: Hey, she has a-good taste.
Cars 2
well, some things shld last a bit longer.......