All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Gunther the Monkey: When I had that there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to Business School.


Futurama

Wendy McKay: See ya at lunch, monkey.

Andy Richter Controls the Universe

The Doctor: There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.


Doctor Who

Bernard Black: Truffles! Saffron! Caviar! And champagne!

Black Books
....those are good too.....

Starfire: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.


Teen Titans
and that's a compromise

Vinny: With something like that I would have white wine, I think.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Veronica Smalls: If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators. So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some bits of old paper, put it down on the floor, and shoot everybody. This will deal with the Red Menace on your own doorstep. If you're having canapés, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is set fire to all the houses in the street. This will stir up anti-communist hatred and your neighbours will be right with you as you organize counter-revolutionary terror. So you see, if you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party. Bye!

Monty Python's Flying Circus
...nothing to add

Mr. Wint: And for dessert, the piece de resistance... a Bombe Surprise.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr. John Becker: Yeah, it just doesn't surprise me because I happen to feel that most people are cruel, small-minded and shallow.

Becker

Alexander: Then choose your relatives more carefully.

Alexander