All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Archie Goodwin: I decided not to waste the first lie of the day and tell her the absolute truth.
A Nero Wolfe Mystery
Daniel Watkins: Whiskey and truth should both be served straight up, Doctor.
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
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Marshal Matt Dillon: Listen, the whiskey you serve here is dangerous enough.
Gunsmoke
Fiona Glenanne: Dangerous, unstable. Remind you of anyone?
Burn Notice
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Arvin Sloane: As usual, Jack, you're in danger of outsmarting yourself.
Alias
Peggy Hill: Well, whoop-dee-doo! I am the smartest hillbilly in Hillbilly Town!
King of the Hill
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Adrian Monk: Q.E.D.: quod erat demonstrandum... thus it is proved.
Monk
Dr. Grimesby Roylott: Where is your proof?
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Angela Channing: Don't you ever read your rag?
Falcon Crest
Lister: Well I spilt a goat vindaloo on it. Don't worry, it's a little bit red, but you can read most of it, especially if you scrape the lumps off.
Red Dwarf