All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Colonel Saul Tigh: You know, sometimes I think you got icewater in those veins and other times I think you're just a naive little schoolteacher.
Battlestar G.
as long as it's not biting and spitting....
Said: No, but you might be mistaken. Looks can be deceiving.
Paradise now
but you can't bite with your fake dentures and all....
Eric Matthews: What? Too much make-up?
Boy Meets World
well I meant you, I only kick and strangle...
Hawkeye: And I'm the mannequin who came to dinner.
MASH
oh yeah...Dexter's understudy.........
James Reece: Why don't we skip dinner altogether and go straight to dessert?
From Paris with Love
I did not mention scalpels and knives...
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Say, creme brulee?
The Suite Life of Zach and Cosy
ppffttt...they're in your gym bag just in case.....
James Bond: I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?
Octopussy
an emergency surgery of course...
Bender: Ooh, a case of strawberry champagne. Don't mind if I do.
Futurama
ppfftt...a well-planned out, intentional, non-accidental emergency surgery of course...
Peter Vincent: Don't do anything I wouldn't do, and... that doesn't leave much. Well... basically, Sushi and mini golf.
Fright Night
yes with some people, you can foresee that they need to undergo an spontaneous surgery
Mike: Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.
Monster Inc
oh yeah...you're such a spontaneous person.......