All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Woody Boyd: What party? Who are you? Why am I covered with ants?
Cheers
demanding you forgot 
Alan Matthews: Don't ask questions, honey!
Boy Meets World
will never forget that...plus: dynamic, dazzling, delightful....
Irina: I don't have the advantage of observing casual behaviour... I'm curious.
Alias
and drowsing, droning and drunk
Avon: I'm all in favor of healthy curiosity. I hope yours isn't satisfied too easily. I think you've cured my headache.
Blakes 7
double-drunk....and don’t forget: driven, daring, determined....
RJ: Please don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise.
Over the Hedge
doom-liking...my thesaurus is quitting now...
Lando: Yes, he's alive, and in perfect hibernation.
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
hmmm...how about divine, dramatic, daunting, deep....perhaps we shld switch back to F......
Patrick: Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.
SpongeBob SquarePants
delusional was still quite fitting
Bruce Wayne:
Batman
demented and devious too....are we describing each other here or is this just a pure semantic exercise?
Coach Larry Gelwix: It's Important you know this upfront. You spend a whole lotta time in the gym, you eat right, you sleep enough and you work your tail off and someday, someday you'll have a body like mine.
Forever Strong
we're describing you of course
Evan Lawson: Your superbly well-toned figure.
Royal Pains
I was describing me and you, yourself of course....and you well know the Hippocratic oath- doctor, know thyself...